Corimelaena sp. The Twisty Hemiptera Department, May 26, 2007. I adjourned to the bug paddock to snap this foto after throwing a copy of Newsweek across the room. It’s the May 21 issue, the one with a picture of a baby on the front. The baby is wearing a half pink, half blue wunzy. “The …
Category Archive: Keep your bias off my gender
That which pertains to gender-based bigotry, discrimination, or hate.
May 22 2007
Yo, taqueau
Sentimental butterfly photo of the week: Anthanassa texana, the Texan crescent. North South Austin, May 21, 2007. I forgot, for a few days, that I have a blog. So many bugs to photograph, so many coffee shops to haunt. And let’s face it; is there really anything I can say about patriarchy that I haven’t …
May 10 2007
Lesbians! Death! Babies!
How about this for a snappy headline: Dead sperm donor liable for lesbian child support What, exactly, is “lesbian child support,” you are undoubtedly asking yourself. You’ll never guess, so I’ll tell you. It’s just regular old child support — the kind dudes never want to pay. Why does The Daily Telegraph call it “lesbian …
May 10 2007
Hating is fun-damental
I just found out that homosexuality is “an unnatural form of prostitution.” A pointy-headed Latvian Roman Catholic poobah, his synapses electrified with secret shibboleths whispered into his crusty ear by the ghost of a dead Jew from the Roman Empire, declined to enlighten the masses as to just what sort of prostitution he does consider …
Apr 21 2007
Breaking news: Study shows women are “worse”
Thank the lard for websites like The Sydney Morning Herald. Without them, I might have lived out my days in ignorance of important American sexcientific research proving once and for all that “women are worse oglers than men.”* Researchers used impressive “eye-tracking technology” to suggest that when men are shown things like “sexual stimuli” or …
Apr 14 2007
Some notes on revolution
While waiting for my rickety C-1000 super-automatic espresso machine to kick out the morning’s first cup of life-giving mud, I decided to skim through the responses to yesterday’s brief installment in the “Liberal Dudes Are Knobs” series. I was not surprised to see that some of the commentary reflects a somewhat unsophisticated grasp of the …
Mar 15 2007
Public meatloaves of Austin, now, sadly, with Garrison Keillor
Somewhat better than lutefisk: the loaf of meat at a new joint on South Congress called, I am sorry to say, The Woodland. It is the sort of place that sells plates of “comfort food” for $12, has a fake tree growing in the middle of the room, and alludes to whipped potatoes as “mashers.” …
Apr 22 2006
Stingray and the Old Bat
Fried oysters (with fried calamari at the other end of the plate) at Ranch 616: highly edible Stingray and I have embarked on the Fried Oyster Tour of Austin. The purpose of this endeavor is not so much to determine a gold medalist as it is to simply eat fried oysters as often as possible. …
Feb 04 2006
Boys’ Failure Directly Linked To Women’s Movement By Presumably Uneducated Colorado Teen
“Social philosopher and corporate consultant” Michael Gurian, the Dr Phil of boys’ rights activists The “boys’ achievement gap” in education–you know the one where too many girls are on the honor roll?– is now a bona fide phenomenon, and the cure for it appears to be allowing the young excrescences to swing from the chandeliers …
Dec 19 2005
Sexist Docbags Screw Women Heart Patients
In an astonishing medical breakthrough in the exciting world of heart disease research, it was found by “cardiologists at Johns Hopkins” that — now brace yourself for this shocker — that “many women with cardiovascualr health problems slip through the cracks.” That’s right. The Framingham Risk Estimate, which is what the entire patriarchally-motivated medical establishment …


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