I just had a depressing conversation with Stingray, which she began thusly: “Well. It looks like Hillary’s goin’ down.” She was bummed. Stingray wants a woman president, and she wants her now. She enlarged on her point. It’s not so much that Hillary’s politics are destroying her, but the fact that, whether she advertises it …
Category Archive: Strawfeminism
The non-existent case against feminism, explained by non-experts in the field.
Mar 18 2008
Spinster aunt quotes self
Time is short this morning, so today’s item will consist largely of a comment I posted yesterday on Feministing, which comment more or less summarizes my previously published ideas on the concept of “consent” as it relates to women and rape, so those of you who are tired of that crap should probably look for …
May 07 2007
The secret lives of prigs
Jesus tap-dancing christ. The next commenter who uses the word “priggish” to describe the radical feminist case against pornography is gonna get banned on the grounds that he’s just too dumb to post on this, my own personal blog. That goes for trying to slink by with “feminista” as a synonym for “feminazi,” too. And, …
Mar 29 2007
Patriarchy-blamer makes straw-secondwaver joke
At last! I found love in a strip mall in Dallas. The undisguised non-subtext of the week here at I Blame the Patriarchy has been Radical Feminists Tell Femininity To Kiss Their Entire Ass. If you grow weary of the topic, be of good cheer; I am lately returned, uncharred, from the icy purgatorial fires …
Mar 12 2007
More Komedy Korner: “Damn you and your patriarchy!”
In a mood of melancholic nostalgia for the good old days when he was still in the Guinness Book as World’s Hugest Infant, Norbizness sent me this snapshot, taken in the Sugarland Home for Unwed Mothers just before I put him up for adoption in 1948. I can’t say for sure, but I think feminism …
Nov 16 2005
Indiana College Girls: Shaving Their Way To Happiness
It’s 2005. Do you know where your feminists are? They’re sure as shit not at St. Mary’s College in Indiana, sister school of Notre Dame. There appears to be but inchoate appreciation for feminist theory or analysis in this institution of higher learning, not to mention an hysterical fear of female body hair, and a …
Aug 17 2005
My Feminist Cred Is Bogus!
Because there is so much in this world I don’t give a crap about, and so many shrimps to tandooricize, and so many pages left unread by me in the copy of The Brothers Karamozov that has been on my nightstand for about 17-and-a-half years, I had never heard of Feminist.com before five minutes ago. …
Jun 10 2005
The Pie Fight Chronicles, Part II
Part II: The Hinge of Fate | Read Part I I rarely read DailyKos; its fratboy zeitgeist is too circle-jerky for my taste, and the commenters’ obsession with ratings, as well as their deep conviction that they and the Republicans are somehow worlds apart, is more than a little sad. And anyway, if anything crucial …
Jun 09 2005
The Pie Fight Chronicles
Part I: The Gathering Storm Who doesn’t enjoy Burnt Orange Report, the popular Texas politics blog run by a handful of plucky, knowledgeable, articulate UT student Democrats? They are very serious about it, which is admirable, considering that Texas has the most dreadfully comical politics of any state in the union. Recently they even got …
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