As a spinster aunt whose monthly cancer drug bill could put a kid through Harvard, I always enjoy getting emails from people named Andrew at the National Boob Job Awareness Foundation who love my blog and are certain that my readers would equally love hearing about the Lap Dance For the Cure event or whatever. […]
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The vital mission of intimate apparel
Published May 2nd, 2008 in The Spinster's Finger on the Pulse of Today, Mass Media and Crazy sexy cancer. 58 CommentsI sprained my ankle
Published April 26th, 2008 in The Spinster's Finger on the Pulse of Today and Art is my LIFE. 48 CommentsI know, I know, who gives a tub of Cool Whip about anyone’s orthopedic problems? But you should give a tub of Cool Whip about this orthopedic problem, because had I not spent the afternoon immobilized with an ice pack and a laptop in my lime green recliner, I might never have found this incredible […]
Parents of today: sex up those babies!
Published January 20th, 2007 in The Spinster's Finger on the Pulse of Today, Women hate you, Sexploitation and Femininity. 138 CommentsWhat the moron’s baby is wearing this season. Originally uploaded by Jenny at Bombadee’s Garden.
Think your infant girl might not be exuding quite enough sex-appeal? No problem. Afraid she might somehow manage to fly in the face of convention and grow up unencumbered with the cold, crippling despair of self-hatred? Got ya covered.
I Blame the […]
Open Letter To American Servers In “European” Bistros
Published March 4th, 2006 in The Spinster's Finger on the Pulse of Today, Morsel Institute, Easy Persiflage and Austin. 67 CommentsNiçoise salad at that little psuedo-Italian joint that suddenly bubbled up out of Vespaio on South Congress
The word is not pronounced “niss-wah.”
See that S ? Go ahead. Say it. Say the S. Say it, I beg you, just once before I die!
Neeswahz! Nee-swahz!
Of course, French words are not like your reproductive rights. You have a […]
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