FAQ at I Blame The Patriarchy

Patriarchy-Blaming the Twisty Way: An Introduction

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are your guidelines for commenters?

Why did you make fun of me/delete my comment/ban my IP? Can’t a guy disagree with you?

Is that a picture of you in the sidebar?

What is patriarchy?

What is feminism?

Why not “humanism”?

You have a category entitled “Men Hate You,” but I’m a man and I don’t hate women; aren’t you just being a bitch?

Don’t you just want to oppress men?

Should I tell you about my penis and describe the sex I have with my girlfriend?”

Do you want me to explain how life begins at conception?

Do you want me to explain how porn empowerfuls women?

Do you want me to advise you that your personal failure to be polite to men in this blog endangers the whole future of feminism?

Do you represent all feminists/all women as an elected spokesperson?

Are you a straight white guy in his early twenties doing a parody of a feminist blog?

I haven’t read the post in question, I haven’t followed any of the suggested links, and I don’t know anything about the topic. Should I post a comment?