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Patriarchy-Blaming the Twisty Way: An Introduction

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In order to make everyone’s patriarchy-blaming experience more enjoyable, I have prepared the following pamphlet which touches briefly on some of I Blame The Patriarchy’s standards and practices. But first:

The Twisty Weltanschauung

I Blame The Patriarchy exists to advance the radical feminist views of Twisty Faster. These views revolve around evidence that patriarchy is a violently tyrannical but nearly invisible social order based on an oppressive paradigm of class and status fetishizing dominance and submission. Patriarchy’s benefits are accrued according to a rigid hierarchy at the top of which are rich honky adult males and at the bottom of which are poor female children of color. The Twisty Revolution envisions a post-patriarchal order free of theocracy, corporatocracy, gender, race, deity worship, marriage, discrimination, prostitution, exploitation, the nuclear family, reproduction, caste, violence, the oppression of children, pornography, rape, and government interference, particularly with respect to private uteruses, non-abusive domestic arrangements, drug habits, lives, and deaths.

Frequently Asked Questions

What are your guidelines for commenters?

Why did you make fun of me/delete my comment/ban my IP? Can’t a guy disagree with you?

Is that a picture of you in the sidebar?

What is patriarchy?

What is feminism?

Why not “humanism”?

You have a category entitled “Men Hate You,” but I’m a man and I don’t hate women; aren’t you just being a bitch?

Don’t you just want to oppress men?

Should I tell you about my penis and describe the sex I have with my girlfriend?”

Do you want me to explain how life begins at conception?

Do you want me to explain how porn empowerfuls women?

Do you want me to advise you that your personal failure to be polite to men in this blog endangers the whole future of feminism?

Do you represent all feminists/all women as an elected spokesperson?

Are you a straight white guy in his early twenties doing a parody of a feminist blog?

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