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Miscellaneous Pronouncements

I represent neither all women nor all feminists as an elected spokesperson.

Neither does any other woman of your acquaintance (this includes your wife, your girlfriend, that stripper friend of yours, and the characters on “Sex In The City”).

Neither does it automatically fall upon me to defend the opinions of all other feminists. Therefore, if you have a beef with Andrea Dworkin that you feel invalidates feminism as a whole, go blow it out somebody else’s barracks bag.

Twisty Faster, a queer pro-choice atheist and aesthete, is a fictional character.

“Empowerful” is too a word.

Do whatever you like, but pornography, marriage, religion, and the beef industry all support an antifeminist agenda.